Posts for: #Work

Fired

Progressive x star wars/disney?

At work, most faces I don’t recognize. We’re doing some sort of retrospective but as a department.

We’re writing down our sprints like diaries on a sheet of paper for the month. I’m missing some events towards the end of the month but thats really just because I got a little lazy writing everything down. I figured my work would speak for itself.

They’re huge sticklers for the rules though. I get in trouble and nobody is trying to help me out of this small mistake. Theyre trying to get me to speak about my last sprint but i find it difficult. I receive my final review and I’ve gotten a 92 grade; just 4 points shy of failure. But, it turns out, I got a 2/4 Force points and this is enough to send me packing. I’m devastated. I crumple and some teammates try to comfort me, including Ho-Min. I awake crying.

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Work Trip

On a trip for work. Its between a shore and an island. Have to take a ferry around.

There’s some weird fighting activity where we have to sneak up on something and another team has to defend it. I’m not too into it.

One guy keeps following me around, even though I try to lose him on the elevator.

Ludia is on the island. Maybe part of another group. She starts throwing cats at me, all black cats, as a joke. I’m weirded out; I dont have to be on the island so I decide to try and get back to shore. I think I can swim it so I jump off the ferry, a big dive, but someone says I might hit the propeller so I cancel it and wait till we get closer to shore, I can just jump off directly.

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Silky Nutmeg Ganache

Silky nutmeg ganache was a libertarian and wanted to do away with orphanages. We were in CA because I remember Lisa and her family were in the area. But then again I think we were in a mix of CA, Nebraska, and Cleveland, because someone else needed to get to campus 2, and I remarked I’d forgotten how close it was (as in how close Lincoln is to Omaha, as if campus 2 was in one of those cities)

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Sports

Dreamt Angela led a mandatory sports team at work. I wanted to skip it. One of her captains was coming by to collect me. I heard it suggested on the internet to hook into some plant cyberpunk style and pretend i was really enjoying it and say no I’m not who she was looking for (she didn’t know what I looked like apparently). Told Andrew how it got out of sports duty, he laughed.

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Fired from work depression

Got fired from work because of depression, could not maintain the facade.

Laura Naccarato from high school was there, she had done some sort of medical procedure on me as a favor but i couldnt accept it so i paid her $200.

Jason Mendoza from the good place was my brother and had some legal documents saying he was entitled to all the money i made at progressive. I signed it over.

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