Getting ice cream with Lisa. She orders double chocolate. I greet the fellow, he asks something like “and what about you?”. Trying to be funny, I say “me? Oh I was born this way”, gesturing to my appearance. He was only mildly amused.

Lisa and I were on vacation maybe. We stop in a store, it’s an old video game store maybe even specifically for megaman.

I think I was ushered in by a very strange iteration of X (doesnt exist irl). I look at another character from that iteration and exclaim “wow is that supposed to be sigma?”. It looked like a bad or something, with sigma in very stylized font on the sides.

Lisa and I parking the car at home, but not our house. We exit the car thinking the job is done. We didn’t put it in park, we didn’t even shut off the car. The car jumps backwards in reverse as if the throttle was pressed all the way down, we’re scrambling to try and get back safely into this lurching vehicle.

Lisa had to drop something off at someone’s house. It was a little bungalow, very small appearing but actually spacious inside. Mostly a living room and a bedroom.

We dropped off a note and I’m not sure what the note was. I was creeped out and put the note and the key inside the house. I wasnt supposed to leave the key inside but id locked it from the inside and I didn’t want to get locked in, too.

I was taking a class in nyc, possibly through Cornell. During the class we get notified that there’s a gargantuan flood heading our way. Lisa and I find a box truck to try to get out of the city. She drives us to one of the tunnels, but she’s cursing and tries to turn around; i ask if she meant to take us here. Clearly a tunnel isn’t the best place to be during a flood.

I was in my room but at a desk. I had some sort of opiate injections. A special injector offered a steady stream of drug. A white milky liquid had to be removed from the body and into the sink. Lisa asked if I was coming with her to swap out her tires — I was too numb and probably wasnt a good idea to be out in public, in case I got arrested.

In our attic, looking around with a flashlight to make sure water from a rainstorm isnt going anywhere bad. I peer over a railing into darkness with a flashlight. At the bottom I see old junk, but looking farther and farther I see buildings in the darkness. A cat the size of a jaguar strolls into the light, and it has what looks like many kittens all over its bum. I wasnt sure if they were alive. I remark it must be living on mice down there.

At anias or some place similar. Lisa and I are watching a video my brother is streaming from a baseball game in town on my phone. It’s probably new york, hes probably in Queens at a mets game and we’re in harlem. I think we’re in the dining room, looking towards the living room.

Lisa asks how I know the games going well, and I explain how I know. Maybe I elaborate on how a pitcher striking everyone out is okay but it leaves nothing for everyone else to do and maybe it would be good to spread the effort around the team so the pitcher isnt the only one tired. But what do I know I dont really care for sports.

Dreamt that I had something potentially dangerous, maybe a knife. Some guy told me “rules say anyone with a stutter doesn’t get to have that, but you speak ok”. I ask who made that rule, and he replies Jesus. I’m incensed and try to find the passage where God turns water into poison. It doesnt exist IRL but neither does his quote.

Lisa and I argue with the guy, now accompanied by a woman. After some time I apologize to the woman, while struggling to turn off this video or game on an ipad. I just want to figure out why they’re setting these fake Jesus rules.

Dreamt lisa and I were watching pride and prejudice, but I had changed the language settings to some weird one where they were still speaking english but it was a totally different uninspired dub. I could not fix the sound.

We went to a pride and prejudice festival instead. Some high school friends were there, and Tim Chen was doing standup. It was a mediocre set.

Gas was $60 a gallon inside the fair grounds. We had gotten bikes to move around but they were kids bikes.