Dreamt that I had something potentially dangerous, maybe a knife. Some guy told me “rules say anyone with a stutter doesn’t get to have that, but you speak ok”. I ask who made that rule, and he replies Jesus. I’m incensed and try to find the passage where God turns water into poison. It doesnt exist IRL but neither does his quote.

Lisa and I argue with the guy, now accompanied by a woman. After some time I apologize to the woman, while struggling to turn off this video or game on an ipad. I just want to figure out why they’re setting these fake Jesus rules.

Went to the ER, but it wasnt for anything especially urgent. As a policy, those not requiring immediate care needed to demonstrate their commitment to staying by swallowing a cup containing a lubricant, and a nasal canula that was to be pulled through the nasal cavity somehow after swallowing. What I didn’t realize was that upon arrival I guess they just automatically put you under and intubated you, because I had difficulty swallowing with the tube down my throat. Realizing this, I began to panic, wanting the tube removed asap.

I had my covid hair back, it was shoulder length. I also had a full beard and giant mustache. My hair was styled a little bit though, turning up at the ends like a 2000s hair style.

My mouth had little white things sticking out of it though. On closer inspection, scratching some of it off, I found they were little caterpillars in white cases/cocoons. There were several of them, and several more down in the gums. Terrifying.

Traveling, possibly to NY, possibly with Sohum. We’re getting something to eat, but we’re in something that looks like Campus 2, but also it looks more like an adult chuck e cheese. There was a slightly dark ambiance with deep blue tones but brightly lit spaces for hanging out and eating.

We pass by a sushi area. They’re basically preparing and serving heinens sushi. Nevertheless I want some, so I grab it. I see some of the staff scraping a lot of sauce from a prep counter with chefs knives.

Dreamt lisa and I were watching pride and prejudice, but I had changed the language settings to some weird one where they were still speaking english but it was a totally different uninspired dub. I could not fix the sound.

We went to a pride and prejudice festival instead. Some high school friends were there, and Tim Chen was doing standup. It was a mediocre set.

Gas was $60 a gallon inside the fair grounds. We had gotten bikes to move around but they were kids bikes.

In a desert. Driving with relatives I dont know or have. They’re in a big SUV and I’m not sure they know what they’re doing. We’re in a sandstorm, and sand is filling up all the gauges. The woman driving has it locked in 4th gear and going 70 mph. She doesnt see a blue mustang lose control up ahead, and we smash into the pileup. Because our vehicle was so big we continue through, up the side of a dune and flip into a field of cacti. It’s also a cliff and we’re dangling over small pool. We dislodge and fall into the pool, scrambling to get out of the water.

Driving two cars at once somehow. My acura and robert’s infiniti. I’m like leapfrogging them? Or something— it’s not possible. Anyway i dont even have the keys so I dont know how the cars were driving. I pull over the infiniti and ask the cop if I can leave it there while I drive my car home and get the key to Rob’s car. The cop gets extremely upset and starts acting hostile.

“What we do in the shadows” type situation, but less funny.

I live in a house with several other vampires. Unsure if I’m one myself, probably.

Go to disneyland, I use a dream-like trance to determine if I want to go on a motion ride. Nope, still not for me.

Some freeloader is lighting fires and digging tunnels outside our building. The neighbors get upset.

My PC is out of its case, propped up precariously on a table. Some audio wire with clips connects two parts of the motherboard. I’m fiddling with it during commercials to get the sound quality right.

Lisa and I were traveling. In an old building, perhaps a hotel, but the building had some structural damage. Soon, an earthquake begins and we can see and feel the building swaying.

We get down to street level, get in our tiny rental golf cart and drive away. I took the cart to the cart depot for some reason.

I also remember earlier robert taking me to a japanese place, and ordering some gluten snack. Others had the same thing, it was a long roll of “protein” and they dabbed it on the piles of powdered sugar on the tables.

Dreamt we were moving. We had several apartments but we were moving out to a house farther away.

One item of concern was id bought a relatively expensive tiny sports car with a super futuristic interior. It was being stored in a basement of one of the apartment buildings. I never got to use it because of various circumstances.

We went back to the old house to find the keys, which I eventually found. Interesting set of keys, it seemed like it had many functions, and could be opened and collapsed like a leatherman somewhat.