Posts for: #Surreal

Turkey

Flying in an airship. A fat turkey alights on the (dock?). It has the ability to detach its head from the body, and comes inside. The head was acting like a cat.

We debated whether to eat the body for thanksgiving. What would we do with the head?

Angela, my old advisor, was seeking to replace her body parts with those of her grad students. Cat was there; maybe she wanted her eyes. I was to sign over my legs. I came up to the touch panel where I could give final confirmation to lose my legs, looking down into a valley from the sky. I selected no.

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Whale

In a wooden ship or something. A tail burst through, apparently of a whale but no flippers on the tail. It was dying, we spoke to it somehow. The town wanted to help heal it. I was to take photos but as we were sitting in an auditorium I realized something was up. Ran off and found another person got the gig, and were at the top of a very tall steep hill making the deal.

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Mystery

A corpse is talking to me from a bed. His poster with Mona lisa eyes is in the window. He is asking about a book, about raising the dead. I begin to talk to him. My brother arrives. He tells me this person is of some notoriety. The corpse is silent. Brother informs me the corpse had been trying to use me to get the book so it can reanimate itself. I had been talking about giving it the book to my brother earlier, not knowing it was a corpse, not knowing what it sought, weighing the options. I am betrayed by the corpse. The eyes in the window follow me.

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Better Call Saul

Dreamt BCS finale. Finale looped into beginning of bcs. Saul was going to do one last score relitigating some medical bills. He does something wild, gets up on a lamp pole making faces into a building. Apparently in the beginning of the show the faces are goofy but in the finale they’re pained, we guessed that it was because we knew jimmy’s problems and troubles now.

Ceiling panel with thorny vines coming out. I had a huge saw you cut them down. Thought about pulling down everything through the ceiling; went through with it but patching too hard so I reversed in time to start over.

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Andrew

I dreamt I was living in some apartment complex. There was a notice that they were removing a particular sort of tree from outside my unit. I went to go see and maybe take a picture, and Matt Damon was there so I asked him if he would take it for me, since he obviously is a world renowned photographer. He took two shots and talked for a little bit. I did not look at the shots.

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GTFO

New gtfo rundown VR. Me and Andrew to begin. He had sentry I had foam. I was scouting a room, an access unlocks to catwalk. Resources at end of catwalk but beeg wan at the end too. Beeg wan very sensitive, basically wakes up as soon as you take the shit.

Run back to Andrew, we defend, his sentry taking focused damage from enemies. I asked if he wanted to move it to protect himself. Maybe we failed. Because we had to clear beeg wan again. I was crawling toward it, thinking perhaps it wouldn’t awaken if you weren’t looking at it. Asked Andrew to monitor if it got red while I army crawled to the resources. It woke up, we must’ve had to restart again.

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SSB

Started out fighting coura in ssb. He was writing down every reaction to every potential situation in a binder of some sort.

Dreamt Stella was protecting me as I competed in drag race. No memory putting it all on just competing and afterward. 2nd and 3rd called up to the podium. Waited for first place to call; I didn’t win the competition. Category was really really weird. I think I looked princessa like Jennifer Connelly in labyrinth but the others were so boy. Later told my coach I’d never felt the pressures of being beautiful only being a man.

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Karate

Dreamt I was fighting some Asian dude in karate, my nemesis or something. Winning 7-6 and then the world sort of shifted.

We were in a house or a bar, second floor. Balcony right outside. My things were right by the door. I tried to be friendly with a child-person outside (adult but I was treating them like a child) and handed them a bag out of my things. They immediately lit a fire with some matches. I took the things away from them in case they started a fire.

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Creepy Dog

Creepy dog in an abandoned facility. I was climbing down for some reason, passed a creepy Pokémon dog that was attacking me, but slowly. Maybe shooting slow projectiles. It was saying some weird stuff.

Lisa was nearby, drowsily telling me about her brothers friends and how they’re the type of people who don’t have the latest game system and can’t be expected to run spider man. She asked if I had put all my Pokémon away.

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