Posts for: #Celebrities

Chinatown

Lisa and I in NYC. We see the hill to my grandmas house. A boy like McCauley Caulkin is trying to get up the hill but keeps sliding back down. I say it’s a 30-40ft climb, quite steep.

We come out of the train station near chinatown. Lisa asks me if we had kidney(liver?) dumplings before, I said no but I didn’t care to try it. We double back because I knew there was a car we could use. Seemed like someone’s custom built roadster. We speed off and as we pass a building, the whole side of it starts peeling off.

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Drag

In school, doing some sort of visual presentation. I was chosen by my group to dress in a womans hat and dress to present. My parents were there. I was uncomfortable but tried to be a team player. Nevertheless I was very cold and snippy to my teammates talking to me as I tried to get dressed.

I get up to the front and mom gets upset. I sit back down, defeated. The people trying to get me to do this were pikachu face surprised and were saying how it was the worst thing, how they were so sorry it happened.

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Robin Williams’ Castration

I was robin williams, in a movie but also I didn’t see any cameras. I had to castrate myself. I had a set of pliers and a sharper set of pliers-scissor things. The pliers yanked everything forward and the scissor-pliers cut everything off. it was very easily done, off they came with no resistance or pain at all. I (robin) showed them to the mirror. a lack of blood, the (false) anatomy could be seen.

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Progressive

I was working at PGR still, but I guess I was in facilities because I had to fix a sagging wall in a bathroom. I guess there was a lot of water damage or something and there was gunk pooling behind the paint.

Ryan Haffey opened a new position on his team, and Ruth emailed me about it.

I also found that the owner of Nubeigel was selling their cabin/vineyard and we got the inside scoop, so Lisa and I drove out to see it. On the way we crashed into every car on the way like in a video game because the handling was so poor.

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Tooth

Dreamt my tooth cap fell off again. I dream this fairly regularly. I go to Progressive’s dentist, and I ask if I am supposed to be feeling anything in that tooth. She says no, of course not. I feel the empty uncapped tooth, it has the rough squishy texture of pulp.

The doctor readies her equipment. I’m concerned about anesthetic, but she’s looking at X-rays and I shouldn’t need it. Why she’s drilling, I’m not sure, the cap just needs to be reattached.

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Time Travel

In a dorm. Walking to my room. EMTs are there, want to see me. They load me onto a stretcher, place a pair of bright orange boots onto my legs, which immediately chill ice cold and freeze in place, locking my legs. We stay and talk for a while.

Second part. Romeo + Juliet on set. Tarantino directing. One of the actors flubs his lines (I have the script) while he pilots a drone to creep on a girl. I ask Lisa if Tarantino directed it this way. Anyway they bring guns out with a spotlight on the gunbearer, I guess Romeo and Tybalt are going to duel. Or something.

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Life After Death

Prior; driving my car through mountainous terrain in the rain. Started up a path through a switchback but Google suggested it would take 3 months to get by. Able to reverse time so I can get back to where I started. I recall a beach, boardwalk.

For some reason I believed we were dead. After death is a shadow realm, a mirror of the real world.

I’m at home with my family in ny. Not just my family though, some others there too. Someone like Ivana? It’s thundering out, and we’re concerned about electrocution. We know some advice is to minimize contact with the ground. I jokingly lay face first on the ground. Other times we’ve got one foot on the ground, one in the air and we’ve joined arms, as if some sort of lightning-proof pose. I am concerned about my PC. I’m in my underwear.

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Better Call Saul

Dreamt BCS finale. Finale looped into beginning of bcs. Saul was going to do one last score relitigating some medical bills. He does something wild, gets up on a lamp pole making faces into a building. Apparently in the beginning of the show the faces are goofy but in the finale they’re pained, we guessed that it was because we knew jimmy’s problems and troubles now.

Ceiling panel with thorny vines coming out. I had a huge saw you cut them down. Thought about pulling down everything through the ceiling; went through with it but patching too hard so I reversed in time to start over.

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Andrew

I dreamt I was living in some apartment complex. There was a notice that they were removing a particular sort of tree from outside my unit. I went to go see and maybe take a picture, and Matt Damon was there so I asked him if he would take it for me, since he obviously is a world renowned photographer. He took two shots and talked for a little bit. I did not look at the shots.

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GTFO

New gtfo rundown VR. Me and Andrew to begin. He had sentry I had foam. I was scouting a room, an access unlocks to catwalk. Resources at end of catwalk but beeg wan at the end too. Beeg wan very sensitive, basically wakes up as soon as you take the shit.

Run back to Andrew, we defend, his sentry taking focused damage from enemies. I asked if he wanted to move it to protect himself. Maybe we failed. Because we had to clear beeg wan again. I was crawling toward it, thinking perhaps it wouldn’t awaken if you weren’t looking at it. Asked Andrew to monitor if it got red while I army crawled to the resources. It woke up, we must’ve had to restart again.

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