Posts for: #Beard

Mouth Worms

I had my covid hair back, it was shoulder length. I also had a full beard and giant mustache. My hair was styled a little bit though, turning up at the ends like a 2000s hair style.

My mouth had little white things sticking out of it though. On closer inspection, scratching some of it off, I found they were little caterpillars in white cases/cocoons. There were several of them, and several more down in the gums. Terrifying.

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Aliens

Aliens invading. They come at night. I’m on a farm helping out research them. Set timers on a bunch of pull chain lights. Try to get to sleep; I pull out a knitted blanket, large enough for two, and my bunkmate and I sleep on the couch under the blanket, which has the confederate flag on one end.

They’re supposed to come that night but didn’t. We study one of the timers, it was tampered with by an alien.

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Rupaul’s Drag Race

Watching drag race with Lisa’s family. Most of them ignoring it.

Somehow Lisa and I are invited as contestants. I must have been favored somehow, because some people recognized me, and I felt like I didn’t need the introductory training.

Nevertheless we did the intro, which mainly centered on being goofy and improv. I participated with one other and mostly let them do the improv, to weak reception.

We’re getting ready for the first round, and I realize I don’t have any womenswear. Am I supposed to go out and buy it all right then? I figured I should drop out of the race, especially seeing as I’d have to shave my beard. I’m dismayed, but at least Lisa could continue. Lisa shares a moment with Rupaul referencing some 80s movie along the lines of beetle juice or some movie that she loved and knew well. At least she didn’t have to buy any clothes (lol).

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Andrew’s Drink

Hanging with andrew.

He said he’s made a concoction that will make you super intelligent, but he’s not sure if it will work or what the side effects are. He offers it to several people in the group. I think Hannah Kim and Jenny Yang from high school we’re present. All drank except me, I didn’t think the risk was worth it. I ask what’s in it, jokingly suggesting tuarine, guanine, caffeine; andrew gets it and retorts “lol yeah, like maybe I accidentally made Red Bull”. He mentioned it’s 50% alcohol, and was the only way to keep the solution stable. I consider keeping a vial in my fridge until after I’ve witnessed the side effects.

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Walter White

At Ania’s house.

Had several weapons, defending hallway against nazis or something. The hallway was extremely long. Ended up with two pistols.

Scenario changes slightly. I’m back in Ania’s house. Notice an acquaintance talking with strangers. I figure the best way to make money is to pretend acquaintance is a mugger and scare him off with the pistols, and we collect reward money.

Toward the entrance of the apartment, some friends come in. I offer to do something for them, something food related. They decline.

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